My boss recently made me start wearing a tie again, so currently I am wearing the most garish one I could find, a diagonally striped tie (100% polyester), paired with a check shirt of totally different colours.
Also earlier I stole an a5 envelope. Take that Capital.
ever since a womble accused libcom of being for "office boys who steal pens and call it class struggle" i've been at pains to redistribute as much surplus-value in pen-form as possible