R.I.P Anarch!

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Dec 29 2004 21:13
R.I.P Anarch!
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See now Waynce, mostly c's. The misery never ends I am going to shoot myslef now. I have the gun in my mouth and I am going to fucking splatter my brains across the room. Actually I am going to hit submit and then shoot meself. Bye everyone and thankz

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Anarch

1982-2004

Dearly missed by friends and comrades (though not by his parents) anarch died suddenly and unexpectedly on the 29th of December 2004. Anarch finally succumbed after a long struggle against a dodgy class analysis. Found dead in a stinking apartment where disabled Mexican immigrants would have refused to live, Anarch went as he would have wanted. An enthusiastic and passionate supporter of not very good politics, Anarch would have been glad that no doctor could do anything for him. Dearly missed, the world is a blander, albeit politically more coherent, place without him. With thanks to the reverend rkn for a moving sermon.

And that enrager funeral report in full…

Loads of celebrities turned out for Anarch’s funeral and pretended they cared. Well, Revol, Wayne and Eric Cantona were there. Revol wore a camp flat cap. Wayne turned up with the stunning Thora on his arm and in a fame crazed attempt at self-exposure she flashed more cleavage than is normally appropriate at funerals. Phwar.

All the reaction…

‘ah mais oui, je crois, le… Class War, how you say… is avin an analysis ou les riches et merde mais mois, je suis, I mean, I am veree riche, no? So zey are stoopeed. Eet ees like, sometimes ze fishing boat goes out and the seagulls zey say, putain, class war are tres mauvais politically, vous comprende? Une- ils naime pas les riches. Deux- je suis tres riche. Trois, zey still like me? Zey are, how you say… Fucktards.

- Eric Cantona

‘Cantona took good old working class sport and gave it a fancy French flair. Wont say that round Old Trafford but, Old Trafford’s really working class innit but? Innit? Seriously we’ll miss the lad, apple and pears. Never would have happened if he’d read Thompson. Seriously but, thank fuck for Dave Douglass or we would be a total joke. Em… Did I show you these letters some prisoners wrote a decade ago? Oh I did… Em… black bloc twisted circle A black bloc twisted '

- Gangster

‘Anarch can fuck himself. WTF BTW?! And BTW that’s fcukin hyperbolic essentialist liberal fuckin wank BTW!!’

- Revol68

‘Excuse me, I’ve shit myself’

- Yrewelying

‘This has been coming for a long time, the trolls don’t respect others opinions, they’re intolerant and TBH it was only a matter of time before somebody lost their life. It’s really sad. Em, can I lift the coffin? Watch me! Watch me lift it above my head!’

- JDMF

'What's the music policy at this gig guys? My New Life Has Begun? Never heard it, is it cool to mosh?'

- Alan_is_fucking_dead

‘You know, it’s sad but at the end of the day, the technology got him. They’re saying it was suicide but I’ll bet that gun loaded itself and blasted Anarch away just for fun. That’s technology for you’

- Lazlo Woodbine

‘I heard he touched kids’

- Redyred

‘Way to go Anarch! An example to us all!’

- Username

‘You liberal fucking idiot Anarch! Don’t you know you’re supposed to shoot yourself last?’

- Crack Fix Propaganda

‘Are we going to get pie at this gig?’

- Refused

‘Good post refused smile

- Lucy82

‘My coffin would be thinner and smoother’

- Jack

‘To be honest we’re a bit relieved, we kind of thought that bullet had our name on it.’

- Anarch’s mum

But seriously anarch, we'd miss you if you were dead so post something so we know we can carry on taking the piss without feeling bad wink

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Dec 29 2004 21:35

grin

Wayne wrote:
It’s really sad. Em, can I lift the coffin? Watch me! Watch me lift it above my head!’

- JDMF

grin grin grin

Caiman del Barrio
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Dec 29 2004 22:08

EDIT: Love you Wayne.

Caiman del Barrio
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Dec 29 2004 22:11

Cantdocartwheels - Anarch was a liberal fetish really. I mean, he refused to buy Fair Trade Zapatista coffee beans from Guatemala, even though I told him the proceeds were going to RESPECT's forthcoming election campaign!! Of course, when I say RESPECT's forthcoming election campaign, I mean Moqqi al-Sadr's bunch of anti-authoritarian class struggle anarcho-fascists.

xjohnx

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Dec 29 2004 22:55

The food at funerals is really important. There will countless bums (like me) at any funeral who won't get to eat otherwise!

WeTheYouth
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Dec 30 2004 01:00

I dont even get a stupid quote..somethings wrong. grin

3rdseason
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Dec 30 2004 14:51

Im amused.

Thora
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Dec 30 2004 16:11
Wayne wrote:
Thora on his arm and in a fame crazed attempt at self-exposure she flashed more cleavage than is normally appropriate at funerals. Phwar.

And who's to judge how much cleavage is appropriate at I funeral? I probably brightened up an otherwise unpleasant day for many people. Bourgeois morality angry

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Dec 30 2004 18:28

The pie brightened up my day. The cleavage was a bonus. grin

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Dec 30 2004 19:19

I must aploagise for the length of time since I have replied, I have been mostly dead you see. As was reported by Wayne I chose to take my own life on the 29th of December. I had been doing a lot of heroin and everything was swimming before me. I saw images of my middle class parents intermixed with images of satan and kept puking from all the whisky I had drunk. With confused motinons and typos I wrote what I thought was to be my farewell letter to my friends here. I hit submit and than there was a horrible flash. I found myself looking up at the celing with a bullet hole in my mouth blood everywhere. I kept looking at that filthy celing and I wanted to sob. In the patterns of filth I say my life, filled with anger and with hatred. Hatred for my parents, hatred for the middle class, and most importantly hatred for myself. I lay there and I realized that I had only two pressing concerns at the moment, to not be healed by any doctor and to take out as many of them as I could with what bullets remained. How sad that this was all that I could muster. It was then that I loss conciousness and fell into dark dreams. You were all there, trying to save me from this horrible end. And as I passed by you all I found that like always I shunned your advice and put forth stronger my shield of hatred and ignorace. Eventually I came to a white room and there was Bakunin himself. I cant remember what he said, but it had to do with love, love for life, and a commitment to the struggle that was based on a desire for a brighter future for all and not a desire for a bloodbath. I awoke to find myslef staring at Jack, the Commie bastard I thought! He has tracked me down at last. Jack slowly came towards me and I remeber him saying, "Good riddance." He then pulled me to his car and dumped me in the river. I can only assume that he put some other body in the casket, and I dare not think who this unfortunate soul was. I dragged myself to a hospital in shame where I was healed by middle class doctors and I have begun the long process of healing, both politically and physically. I still maintain that the working class must wage the class war, and I am not going back to college but perhaps I have been overly harsh in my assumptions and have not listended well enough to my comrades. I want to thank you all and I promise I will be less arogrant in the future, and I may even send an X-Mas card to my mum/not blow them up in their sleep. Please forgive my past idiocies, this brush with death has I believe changed me for the better. In addition Jack is still a no good authoritarian and he is not to be trusted. Where would I be without you folks? I have to stop now, my body aches and I am tearing up again

Towards anarchist communism comrades!

Anarch

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Dec 30 2004 21:10

He was the best of us cry cry

Anarch
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Dec 30 2004 21:19

Well thanks Lazlo for being glad I am not dead. roll eyes

Anarch
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Dec 30 2004 21:37

You bastard. Try and kill me off will you? You will be the first one to die when....err...never mind embarrassed

Lazlo_Woodbine
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Dec 30 2004 21:41
Jack wrote:
I'd be proud to be authoritarian towards the ruling class. 8)

nuclearcivvy
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Dec 31 2004 00:51

YEAH.

OK?

Mike Harman
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Dec 31 2004 14:34

it's ordering people to kill fascists that's authoritarian, not the act of killing itself.

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Dec 31 2004 15:40
Catch wrote:
it's ordering people to kill fascists that's authoritarian, not the act of killing itself.

Yeah, but surely if someone refused to kill fascists they ought to be shot as counter a revolutionary?

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Dec 31 2004 15:43
redyred wrote:
Catch wrote:
it's ordering people to kill fascists that's authoritarian, not the act of killing itself.

Yeah, but surely if someone refused to kill fascists they ought to be shot as counter a revolutionary?

Lol. Or atleast prodded with a cow prod?

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Dec 31 2004 15:59
WeTheYouth wrote:
redyred wrote:
Catch wrote:
it's ordering people to kill fascists that's authoritarian, not the act of killing itself.

Yeah, but surely if someone refused to kill fascists they ought to be shot as a counter revolutionary?

Lol. Or atleast prodded with a cow prod?

I don't think there would be many spare cattle prods around, given the increase in cattle prodding that there will surely be after the revolution.

Anarch
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Dec 31 2004 17:35

Well of course there will be more cattle prodding after the revolution, as well as more animal testing and fox hunting. Or at least I will be doing as much of this as I can.

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Dec 31 2004 17:50

I'm glad your not dead..

jesus, i turn my back for a minute and go for a bit of a walk and some beer in derbyshire and then we get the first nearly enrager suciide..

can't leave you lot alone for a minute

angry

bloody kids

Anarch
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Dec 31 2004 22:33

Sorry,

I will never put you guys and gals through this again, the trauma of thinkin I am dead and then me coming back from the dead that is. Next time I will put a grenade in my mouth and then I will surely die. Or starve to death to make some political point about paradim shifts in the matrix.

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Jan 3 2005 00:09

I saw Goodbye Lenin and liked it a lot. I still like Jack (and redyred and Thora and more or less all of you)

Anarch, do that again and I will have no compunction...

And everyone else, this is the whole point about the dialiectic of losing our humanity. Killing is not for us - it makes us lesser.

Anarch
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Jan 3 2005 00:53

What about Jesus? Do you know how many people he killed? And he was the messiah.

Joe Hill
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Jan 3 2005 01:09

I am not familiar with that fact. Do enlighten me/us.

Anarch
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Jan 3 2005 02:12

Just kidding, sorry my sense of humor seems to be off tonight. Unless you count all the people killed for jesus by christians...wait he is a bastard!

Joe Hill
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Jan 3 2005 02:20

Wasn't that done by people acting in the name of christianity for their own selfish ends (sorry I am a marxist, believe in harps etc and no religion)

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Jan 3 2005 13:08
Anarch wrote:
What about Jesus? Do you know how many people he killed? And he was the messiah.

At least Jesus died for the revolution. What did you die for?

lucy82
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Jan 3 2005 13:49

jesus died for the revolution??

ya what?

confused

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Jan 3 2005 13:50

He was quite clearly a libertarian communist.

Anarch
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Jan 3 2005 19:32

I always thought he was a carpenter.

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