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Sep 13 2010 23:34
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Middlesbrough boss Gordon Strachan is turning to John Lydon to kick-start the team's season. Strachan recently met the former Sex Pistol and has been inspired by the words "Anger is an energy" in his 1986 hit Rise. "I hope we are angry because anger is an energy. We are angry with ourselves - there is no one else to blame," said Strachan, whose team lost 3-0 at Queens Park Rangers on Saturday

As if no-one else being to blame has stopped you before Gordon. It's also pretty subtle, sucking up to the chairman by implying that bringing in a useless ginger cunt is a good idea.

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Sep 13 2010 23:59

Oh shit, if there's one thing we don't have enough of, it's scotsmen.

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Sep 14 2010 20:25

5 mins into a league match.

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Sep 14 2010 20:26

Btw, congratulation to Hartlepool. Biggest club on Teeside.

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Sep 14 2010 20:43

middlesborough: capitalist indoctrinators

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Since 2002, the club and MFCIC have also run the Middlesbrough Enterprise Academy, a scheme which helps local children improve their entrepreneurial skills and increase their awareness of business planning and finance.

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Sep 14 2010 23:23

Does Strachan have a brother?

Or maybe persuade him that we need him in midfield.

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Sep 15 2010 16:27

lol, Barnslayed.

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Sep 15 2010 17:00
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Sep 18 2010 13:07

Jef, come to the darkside!
mlb.com

btw,
what is a ponfin?

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Sep 18 2010 22:39

Alan Shearer is saying how disgraceful it is that Hadj Diouf body checked Scwarzer for the Blackburn goal, obviously he's forgetting the trick he used at Newcastle of pulling the keeper's jersey to make him lose balance when he's kicking the ball out which led to at least one goal. Better than an elbow to the face though smile

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Sep 18 2010 22:57

Alan Shearer did neither of those things ever in his career. What a dumb-ass accusation, shame on you jef costello.

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Sep 18 2010 23:01

Shearer had the shittest goal celebration I can think of, but it somehow perfectly captured his essence.

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Sep 18 2010 23:27
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Alan Shearer did neither of those things ever in his career. What a dumb-ass accusation, shame on you jef costello.

I'm pretty sure he did, they picked it out on match of the day, a couple of players pulled the keeper's shirts on several occasions in the same game, one of which lead to a goal. I did have a look for it online when I posted it at first but 'Shearer' and 'shirt-pulling' brings up too many results.

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Sep 19 2010 08:54

And those magic beans I bought haven't grown either sad

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Sep 19 2010 20:09
revol68 wrote:
beefcurtains500 wrote:
Shearer had the shittest goal celebration I can think of, but it somehow perfectly captured his essence.

that he was a boring inane cunt, fuck he makes me sick, I'm glad he never came to United.

you would have loved him if he went to united, the guy was a machine.

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Sep 19 2010 22:31

Of course he would have loved him. Thus is the beauty of being a football fan. It's one of the few arenas where trolling is not only actively encouraged but an essential part of the enjoyment.

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Sep 19 2010 22:55

Fuck up, Shearer was 10 times better.

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Sep 23 2010 18:57

Gentlemen, the greatest footballer in the history of the sport, endorsed by football genius and legend Sir Bobby Robson:

Shola "Fenham Eusebio" Ameobi.

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Sep 23 2010 19:03

lol STFU

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Sep 23 2010 19:22

That cunt has nothing on Crazy Legs.

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Sep 25 2010 18:04
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Btw, congratulation to Hartlepool. Biggest club on Teeside.

Its bin over two years since i've taken issue with young Refused. I now break my self-imposed silence.

Hartlepool is not on the River Tees. It is a coastal port on the North Sea. Hartlepool is part of County Durham. Sadly, however, it picked up a TS post code along the way due to the tinkering of politicians who are fond of moving borders and boundaries etc.

Historically Hartlepool was two towns. Old Hartlepool or the Headlands and West Hartlepool. They merged to become Hartlepool in 1967. Always County Durham, it only became County Cleveland in 1974 due to the afore mentioned political tinkering. More tinkering and it was reunited with County Durham in 1996 and has been to this day. Hartlepudlians have always seen themselves as Durham folk.

When I was born, many moons ago, in 1954, by birth certificate declares West Hartlepool, County Durham, and not a hint of Teesside!

However young man, you are forgiven for this geographical error. I expect nothing less from a Mag!

Bring on the 31st October - happy hallowe'en

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Sep 25 2010 20:45

I don't actually care, Middlesbrough are shit.

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Sep 26 2010 00:17
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As a troubled youth I clung to the idea that one day I would find a place like Byker Grove. I prayed for a father like Geoff, brothers like PJ and duncan and that I'd be able to steal Nicola's knickers off the washing line. When I actually moved to Newcastle I realised that they are not all effete homosexuals and that they don't speak English.

And then in a bizarre homage to Nicola you moved to London, joined the police, shagged Phil Mitchell and set up a 'nail bar'.

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Oct 4 2010 13:29

Nigel De Jong dropped from the Dutch Squad after breaking another player's leg.

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Oct 4 2010 18:48

Ben Arfa was in my dream team aswell, de jong is a twat. What was his high tackle in the world cup final all about?

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Oct 4 2010 20:35

I would have kicked him harder.

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Oct 5 2010 01:01

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBkbj_S3etY&feature=fvw

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Oct 5 2010 07:16
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I would have kicked him harder.

fucking hell..... geordies embarrassed

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Oct 12 2010 14:21

Kick the ballicks out of it!

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Oct 17 2010 16:43

Reasons I love football:

All infront of the new owner as well. Happy times.... Listening to the Radio Mersyside phone in after just made my day even better

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