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Jan 6 2020 09:51

In Defense of Kenny G (Jacobin)

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With the 1 percent’s abandonment of its traditional patronage role, it should be obvious to us more than ever that our prospects are intrinsically connected to the 99 percent. At the same time, it should also be apparent that many of the barriers preventing the kind of multi-class alliance we need are of our own creation. Our reflexive tendency to consign to “a basket of deplorables” those whose tastes, musical and otherwise, and cultural sensibilities fail to comport with the arbitrary dictates of educated elites is one of the most conspicuous of these.

Breaking this unattractive habit doesn’t require that we take any great pleasure in listening to Kenny G. Rather, all that is necessary when interacting with those who do is to remember the old kindergarten adage that one should either say something nice or nothing at all.

If we are to take seriously our goal of developing a social base for a mass left politics, that is a sacrifice we should all be willing to make. Joining the millions of others already floating their cares away to the cool, smooth tones of Kenny Gorelick might not be everyone’s idea of a socialist utopia, but it’s pretty easy to imagine a lot worse.

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Jan 9 2020 15:59

https://www.dailysabah.com/europe/2020/01/09/subtitle-mix-up-turns-austr...

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Austrian public broadcaster ORF added a bizarre touch to the swearing-in of the new conservative-Green coalition government when it mistakenly ran subtitles from a telenovela.

The incident went viral Wednesday after it mistakenly aired with soap opera subtitles of "Alisa – Follow Your Heart," suggesting he was offering the president a job as a cleaning lady.

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Jan 16 2020 07:57

Before we can get to the funny, here's the (very unfunny) OP for context

https://reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/emlovi/facebook_is_forcing_its_m...

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Facebook Is Forcing Its Moderators to Log Every Second of Their Days — Even in the Bathroom: “People have to clock in and clock out even when going to the toilet and explain the reason why they were delayed, which is embarrassing and humiliating.”

Now here's the good stuff. This is the top comment on the post:

DendroNate wrote:

Used to work for a company who did this. The staff rebelled by taking it way overboard and clocking out for every tiny thing. Stuff like "Dropped pen. Picking it up." Or "Couldn't find glasses. Realised they were on my head."

Once the management realised that they had to wade through all this tedious crap and didn't have time to do much else, they soon swept the whole idea under the rug.

Also this reply comment

S_Nickels wrote:

Spend 5 minutes looking for pen.

Spent 1 minute updating production log.

Spent 1 minute logging previous activity.

Spent 1 minute logging previous activity of logging previous activity.

These small working-class victories with a mild dose of vengeance give me a warm fuzzy glow and a great big smile.

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Jan 16 2020 08:23

That's is bets funniest things.

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Jan 29 2020 09:33

https://en.internationalism.org/content/16802/who-who-nuevo-curso

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We have now learned that during the same period he wanted to discuss joining the ICC, he took part in and was the main animator in Spain of the tendency called cyberpunk, and a promoter of cyber activism

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Feb 1 2020 14:44

I am, um, not completely convinced that the IWW's new branding is a good idea.

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Feb 3 2020 12:19

https://wrp.org.uk/editorials/workers-forced-brexit-through-now-bring-do...

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Feb 3 2020 20:58

This might have been posted already but I came across it today.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=libcom

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Feb 5 2020 12:34

https://irishelectionliterature.com/2020/02/04/leaflet-from-colm-okeeffe...

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Feb 20 2020 11:02

Massive Mohammed is a much better name, tho.

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Feb 20 2020 11:03
jef costello wrote:
This might have been posted already but I came across it today.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=libcom

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libcom
A "libertarian communist" forum. Full of self-righteous idiots with their heads up their asses. Not really anarchists, mostly just closet Marxists who don't understand the concept of disagreement
libcom user 1: Jolly mate, do you agree with Bakunin's theory of XYZ?

libcom user 2: FASCIST!!!!

Fond memories.