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Apr 3 2018 20:10

10-Year-Old Steals Parents' Car, Tells Cops He's a 'Dwarf'

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Apr 3 2018 20:15

Kind of old but still funny;

Another Cop Accidentally Shoots Himself Instead of the Dog He was Trying to Kill

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Apr 4 2018 13:59

https://athousandflowers.net/2018/03/08/how-weekly-wanker-became-a-global-brand/

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Apr 15 2018 21:04

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Apr 16 2018 01:06
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Hmm, I don't feel comfortable owning the same chair as them. Anyway, I knew Alex Jones would be calling Trump a NWO shill, or something to that effect, eventually. Oh and I love the "emergency 34 hour broadcast" bit.

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Apr 22 2018 03:13

The ending of this video made me chuckle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeJmbamnhH8

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Apr 23 2018 14:53

probably not funny at all:

http://posadiststoday.com/syria-reconquers-sovereignty/

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As for what is happening in the capitalist countries of the Western world today, each struggle in defence of our already-acquired social gains stands in direct confrontation with global capital. There is an objective united front in the world: it is between the struggle of the working class and masses in the capitalist countries, and the courageous anti-imperialist alliance China-Russia-Iran-Syria. In our capitalist countries – particularly in the United States and Europe – the organisations of the left are facing the need to integrate and reinforce this [objectively] united anti-imperialist front.
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Apr 26 2018 10:56

from http://www.icl-fi.org/english/wv/1132/china.html

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... the Chinese economy operates in a way that is fundamentally different from capitalism.
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Apr 26 2018 11:32

https://twitter.com/LaborwaveCCCP/status/988148750119038982

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Apr 27 2018 10:19
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https://twitter.com/LaborwaveCCCP/status/988148750119038982

Bono is missing

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Apr 28 2018 21:54

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Apr 29 2018 07:39

There was an article on 90s ‘Lager Lass’ TV show ‘The Girly Show’ called ‘Wanker of the Week’. It was pretty optimal!

https://youtu.be/kSAaQgPwSa4

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Apr 30 2018 13:43

https://www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2018/04/27/danny-dorling/our-museum-future/

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May 4 2018 14:56

alternative comedy

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May 11 2018 09:18

Inspired by China, Britain’s communists dream of revolution for social and political change (South China Morning Post)

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May 12 2018 15:39

I don't know if people have seen much about what US Maoists have been up to these past few weeks, but some of it has been... interesting. Here's a sample:

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A comrade once noted that Saint Louis has the potential to be the storm center of anti-revisionism, and we have taken that to heart. We oppose revisionists and fake “revolutionary” organizations that ignore class interests and eschew Communist politics for liberal feel good activism. We oppose those who support working with gentrifiers under the auspices of cleaning up the community. Phony organisations like For The People-STL, Maoist in name only, that insist on building a United front with these class collaborators are revisionists of the highest caliber and will be struggled against relentlessly.

May Day, since its inception, has been drenched in the blood of our martyrs and should be treated as a celebration of uncompromising resistance against the ruling class. Cookouts are not an act of rebellion against the bourgeoisie...

Surrounded by a sea of leftists from various reformist and revisionist organizations at a May Day BBQ largely isolated from the masses, two Community Power Network affiliates confronted serial revisionist and attempted wrecker of the national Maoist Movement, Hei Hongbing (now going by Christopher Winston publicly) on his snitch and pig work, local attempts at wreckerism, and phony Maoism.

While no physical harm was done to anybody, cries from the left of “assault!” And pleas that May Day is about peace and unity further reinforce the necessity of stomping out revisionism and the many ways is rears its anti-people head at every turn. Not an inch will be given to the service of the ruling class, whether consciously or not.

From their promotion of electoral politics and working with gentrifiers, to the failure of a Maoist organization to apply the mass line by encouraging store clerks to call the cops on drug dealers instead of offering solutions, the struggle against revisionism will be a long and protracted one. However, with the spirit of revolutionary optimism, the reclamation of revolutionary violence and the masses behind us, we can defeat revisionism amongst the left and successfully aid in the construction of the Party.

The one about how to apply the mass line when struggling with someone who's being postmodern by being late to things was pretty memorable as well.

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May 22 2018 11:25

https://www.change.org/p/michael-hancock-rename-denver-co-after-enver-hoxha

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Rename the city of Denver, Colorado after the late former Marxist-Leninist leader of Albania, Enver Hoxha. We also demand that the underground bunker at 'Denver' Airport is brought under workers' control.

#EnverNotDenver #MakeDenverEnverAgain #DropTheD