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Things lib-communists say that you hate hearing all of the time

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Aug 9 2013 15:35
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Aug 9 2013 15:50
Mr. Jolly wrote:
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Identity politics masquerading as class.

The Clever Cloggs Clever Collective discover workerism.

(This was the Class War iteration that never left the drawing board)

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Aug 9 2013 16:05

"communism"/"communists" .... you're either an anarchist or hyphenated anarchist-communist or libertarian communist.

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Aug 9 2013 19:19

vocal opponents of vanguardism who do think that they temselves (and only they and probably a few close relatives) know exactly, what the proletariat has to do to succeed

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Aug 9 2013 19:30
ultraviolet wrote:
"you smell like a lifestylist." get that alot from the libcommies.

You smell of eggs?

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Aug 9 2013 20:03
Ally_S wrote:
"We must abolish the very notions of sex and gender in order to smash the patriarchy!"

Bordering on blasphemy there my friend.

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Aug 9 2013 20:44

Those dreaded words 'shall we sit in a circle' I always feel like I'm on trial. I'm pretty sure Jeremy Bentham came up with it as some crazed form of subaltern disciplinary machinery.

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Aug 9 2013 21:21

Boo any trigger warnings/tags MAN UP! RAWR

Ally S wrote:

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"We must abolish the very notions of sex and gender in order to smash the patriarchy!"

Don't think I disagree, but could you elaborate please?

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Aug 10 2013 01:05

Up!
Down!

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Aug 10 2013 01:11
Mr. Jolly wrote:
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"you smell like a lifestylist." get that alot from the libcommies.

You smell of eggs?

mr. jolly brings the jolly to so many threads.

truthfully, i sometimes smell like old sweat.

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Aug 10 2013 01:51
ultraviolet wrote:
Mr. Jolly wrote:
ultraviolet wrote:
"you smell like a lifestylist." get that alot from the libcommies.

You smell of eggs?

mr. jolly brings the jolly to so many threads.

truthfully, i sometimes smell like old sweat.

Noooooooooō! How can you say that?

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Aug 10 2013 01:53

Throw eggs at them, and let em know what real eggs smell like.

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Aug 10 2013 02:56

"Self-abolition of the proletariat"

"Self-reduction of prices"

"Self-managed capitalism"

"Self-managed commune"

Libcoms are so selfish.

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Aug 10 2013 08:25

"undercover cop" usually about completely the wrong person.

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Aug 10 2013 14:31

working-class = dumb

middle-class = intellectual

kind of annoying

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Aug 10 2013 14:46

I was being ironic!

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Aug 10 2013 15:44

bozemananarchy #46

'kind of annoying'

This is an understatement worthy of the late great JJ Cale.

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Webby wrote:
I was being ironic!

Oh yes, you used to say it all of the time on libcom.

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Aug 10 2013 17:09
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Oh yes, you used to say it all of the time on libcom.

I did? Oops! That must of been before you guys taught me better - and that's not being ironic, that's being honest.

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Aug 10 2013 19:38

Honestly though, media in the US really tries to sell the idea that working-class people are supposed to be dumb and that intelligence has something to do with social class. The reasoning for this behaviour being that the bourgeoisie need to provide a constant excuse/apology/explanation for the class system. This of course becomes massively upsetting when you hear libcommies repeat this disgusting bullshit.

Webby,

Irony/most jokes are often lost on the easily upset, no worries, I getcha wink

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Aug 10 2013 21:25

"It'll start at 2pm."

Because you know it won't. Not even nearly. Maybe 2.30, probably nearer 3.
And I know, I should probably chill out a bit more about punctuality.

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Aug 11 2013 00:11

"You're being divisive." If anyone voices a difference of opinion.

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Aug 11 2013 08:20
wojtek wrote:
Boo any trigger warnings/tags MAN UP! RAWR

I'm tiered of hearing from "fatists" who deny thin privilege!

trigger warning: extreme fatism in linked tread

http://libcom.org/forums/general/fatism-hahahaha-03052013

Check your thin privilege wojtek.

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Aug 11 2013 06:41
wojtek wrote:
Boo any trigger warnings/tags MAN UP! RAWR

Ally S wrote:

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"We must abolish the very notions of sex and gender in order to smash the patriarchy!"

Don't think I disagree, but could you elaborate please?

Another way to put it: I don't like it when anarchists see eye to eye with naive, cissexist radfems in regards to sex and gender.

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Aug 11 2013 08:19
fleurnoire-et-rouge wrote:
"It'll start at 2pm."

Because you know it won't. Not even nearly. Maybe 2.30, probably nearer 3.
And I know, I should probably chill out a bit more about punctuality.

I'm with you there, but nearer 3?! Your lot need a punctuality medal; we're lucky to all hit on the same day.

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Aug 11 2013 08:27

Ally_s #55
‘…cissexist radfems…’

Ouch! Just had my eyes popped with libcom in-house-speak.

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Aug 11 2013 20:36
Agent of the Fifth International wrote:
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truthfully, i sometimes smell like old sweat.

Noooooooooō! How can you say that?

don't worry, agent of the fifth, i took a shower yesterday, and may even take one tomorrow! wink

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Aug 12 2013 08:09

discussions about value/surplus-value which evolve into shouting, insults, threats, etc.

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Aug 12 2013 09:24

Anarcho vegan fundamentalist diatribes against the evil that is eating pizza, milk, eggs, fish etc. I don't want communism if there's no free pizza with real cheese on it. I don't consider chickens my "comrades". Anything Derrick Jensen says. Not a fan of Brian Dominick either.

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Aug 12 2013 09:29
Webby wrote:
To anyone they disagree with:

FUCKING ANCAP!

Petty bourgeois idealist! Oh wait, that's things Marxists say.