I made a resume, will it work?

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Oct 18 2013 20:51
I made a resume, will it work?

Agent of the Fifth International
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### Whatever Street

Objective
To abolish work. Duh! But in the meanwhile, earn a living. But please be advised, I will exercise my right to be lazy.

Indoctrination
Some “Public” school

Experience
Regular poster on libcom.org forums

Skills
Dialectics
Historical materialism

Interests and activities
Dream about myself hunting in the morning, fishing in the afternoon and criticizing in the evening

Hobbies
Reading Capital over and over again

References
???? Who the hell needs that

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Oct 18 2013 20:52

Is it missing anything?

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Oct 19 2013 11:22

Probably needs a little more work, you really need to put a bit of work into tailoring it to your prospective employer.

wojtek
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Oct 19 2013 12:06

Don''t throw away your degree.

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Oct 19 2013 12:48

I don't have a degree yet. Although I am looking for a job for the summer or something. And so I do need an actual resume, which I have been working on for some time now but don't know how to finish it.

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Oct 19 2013 13:10

I think any prospective employer will respect your honesty and will jump at the chance of giving you a job, probably at well above the going rate.

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Oct 19 2013 13:36

You should give more examples. For instance some titles\topics of your posts on libcom and what kind of dialectics are you most experienced with etc.

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Oct 21 2013 06:51

Your boss might also want to know what kind of beliefs you have on revolutionary violence

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Oct 21 2013 07:04
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Your boss might also want to know what kind of beliefs you have on revolutionary violence

I always think that pictorial evidence is a more effective way of showing what you're made of. I would suggest a shot of you running along Park Lane(or the American equivalent) grasping a knife dripping with th blood of the ruling class. This will show that you're a 'doer', not a 'talker'. Bosses like doers. Seriously man, this idea cannot fail.

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Nov 14 2013 04:18

Just do whatever you want to do