How many of u have socialist beards

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Apr 22 2013 13:47
A Wotsit wrote:
...then I'd probably have enough money to buy a vintage male grooming kit and fashion my hippy beard into some kind of uber-trendy hipster moustache. ;)

ooh, subtle in-attack on prominent libcom member!

Facial hair as well as "interestingly textured haircuts" such as short crops, dreadlocks etc is a sure sign of a slut! It's frequently used by manarchists to lure strangers and love interests to touch and fondle.

Admit it, you have all seen/made it happen.

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Apr 22 2013 15:38
syndicalist wrote:
I'd advise against the stoner talk, this kids Dad monitors this site.

Ah yeah, fair comment- he's mentioned it himself here before so I thought it would be OK.

To the poster in question- should I edit out any references in my previous posts to the demon marijuana or does he know about it already?

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Apr 22 2013 15:55
Cooked wrote:
ooh, subtle in-attack on prominent libcom member!

Facial hair as well as "interestingly textured haircuts" such as short crops, dreadlocks etc is a sure sign of a slut! It's frequently used by manarchists to lure strangers and love interests to touch and fondle.

Haha! Sadly, I never picked up any vibe that there was an open-invitation for fondling the moustachioed comrade in question. Very alluring prospect though, I think we'd all agree.

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Apr 22 2013 16:20

OK, cool. Well I don't mind editing it out if it'll make it a bit safer for you, just let me know. Maybe change your username just to be extra-safe in case he does monitor it without you knowing?

(My parents caught me smoking but were pretty cool about it, I know some can take it very seriously though..)

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Apr 22 2013 23:23
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He's not. I'd know if he was already.

OK, cool. he used too. remember, he posted here.

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Apr 23 2013 08:33

moustaches are still pretty popular among Turkish leftwing exiles in Germany ... growing or not growing a beard was for me always a matter of pragmatism ... during cold winters and when I was too lazy to shave ... recently, I shaved it off due to the fact that our daughter developed with 3 months the ability to grab things tightly, which can be very painful

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Apr 23 2013 13:05
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Once

And he telephoned me at work.

All I'm saying is whatever you do or say, just be discreet and mindful.

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Apr 23 2013 13:57
Entdinglichung wrote:
moustaches are still pretty popular among Turkish leftwing exiles in Germany

i thought moustaches were required for all turks?

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Apr 23 2013 14:47
petey wrote:
Entdinglichung wrote:
moustaches are still pretty popular among Turkish leftwing exiles in Germany

i thought moustaches were required for all turks?

http://www.silkroad.om.org/turkey-quiz-questions-archive/427-meaning-of-... ...

Panajot Hitov (Bulgarian Revolutionary Central Committee/Bulgarian Secret Central Revolutionary Committee)

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Apr 23 2013 17:12

now that's what i call a tendency!

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May 11 2013 09:25
Ethos wrote:
I swear my body forgot to address the facial hair during puberty as I can't grow jack-shit. If I go 3 months without shaving I'll look like a normal man who hasn't shaved in 2 days.

Mine used to be like that, although I'm very pale so within a few hours you could see stubble coming through, it just stopped there for a few weeks.
Now I can grow a reaonable beard, and my body has ecided to put some prominent white hairs in it. What a jolly japester it is.

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May 11 2013 10:04

http://kmflett.wordpress.com/2013/05/09/hirsute-campaigners-suspend-brig...

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HIRSUTE CAMPAIGNERS SUSPEND BRIGHTON COUNCIL LEADER AS SUPPORTER

The Beard Liberation Front, the network of beard wearers that campaigns against beardism, has said that it has confirmed the decision of its disputes committee to suspend the leader of Brighton Council Jason Kitcat as a supporter amid concerns that he may be bringing the hirsute into disrepute.

The campaign group says that it has been pleased to count Mr Kitcat as supporter and one of a small minority of UK Council leaders who are hirsute.

However at the moment Mr Kitcat is involved in a dispute with the GMB trade union in Brighton over a plan to cut the wages of some Council workers.

The BLF says it hopes Mr Kitcat will think again on this and if he does it will be ready to reinstate him as a supporter.

Mr Kitcat’s supporter status has been suspended for seven days with immediate effect

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said Jason Kitcat’s designer beard has made something of a political fashion in recent times but if we find that someone may potentially be bringing the hirsute into disrepute then we have no alternative but to take action

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May 11 2013 13:30

This thread has been disturbingly popular.

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May 11 2013 17:48
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http://www.silkroad.om.org/turkey-quiz-questions-archive/427-meaning-of-... ...

Panajot Hitov (Bulgarian Revolutionary Central Committee/Bulgarian Secret Central Revolutionary Committee)

Geeeeez! I'm sorry, but when I see a moustache like that I instantly think eastern europe secret revolutionary committee operative.

Hitov, come on dude, security culture. . .

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May 13 2013 01:50

Just cut off my socialist beard, still got a tombstone tho.