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Aug 15 2016 16:43

Good luck mate !!

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Aug 15 2016 16:44

I call Hannibal on your surgeon, Noah!

But seriously, sorry to hear about the false match.

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Aug 15 2016 18:36

Never settle for second best

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Aug 15 2016 18:53

Thanks for all your messages. It was a good experience in a way. My girlfriends selfless caring is a wonderful thing to feel and I feel extremely grateful for it.

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Aug 15 2016 19:06

Good luck with the next one Noah! Hope they match you again soon.

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Aug 15 2016 20:44
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A real side splitter that one, eh?

so to speak grin ('cause they're, like, going into your side ...)

so what makes for a not-up-to-scratch liver?

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Aug 15 2016 20:49

FULL LIVER COMMUNISM, NOW!!!

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Aug 17 2016 07:07

Surely comrade, it's FULLY AUTOMATED LIVER REPLACEMENT LUXURY COMMUNISM or barbarism!!

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Aug 17 2016 14:51
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Surely comrade, it's FULLY AUTOMATED LIVER REPLACEMENT LUXURY COMMUNISM or barbarism!!

I hope so but I'll take what I can get.
One thing's for sure though, during the first riot I start after the op, the stinking cops can expect some rather singular projectiles to be flying in their direction, namely, putrified pieces of my birth liver fired from a catapult!

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Aug 17 2016 15:02
Noah Fence wrote:
jesuithitsquad wrote:
Surely comrade, it's FULLY AUTOMATED LIVER REPLACEMENT LUXURY COMMUNISM or barbarism!!

I hope so but I'll take what I can get.
One thing's for sure though, during the first riot I start after the op, the stinking cops can expect some rather singular projectiles to be flying in their direction, namely, putrified pieces of my birth liver fired from a catapult!

The would qualify as revolutionary biological warfare

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Aug 17 2016 16:18

Good luck, hope it gets sorted soon.

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Aug 17 2016 19:05
petey wrote:
Noah Fence wrote:
A real side splitter that one, eh?

so to speak grin ('cause they're, like, going into your side ...)

so what makes for a not-up-to-scratch liver?

Sorry, missed your question. The answer is a multitude of things, one of the most likely(I think) is damage caused when removing it from the donor. It's a very complicated six hour operation to remove so obviously damage can occur and deterioration is happening from the first minute. They are very secretive about the donor liver though and will only say that the op isn't worth the risk for the potential upside with the organ in question.

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Aug 17 2016 20:56
Noah Fence wrote:
jesuithitsquad wrote:
Surely comrade, it's FULLY AUTOMATED LIVER REPLACEMENT LUXURY COMMUNISM or barbarism!!

I hope so but I'll take what I can get.
One thing's for sure though, during the first riot I start after the op, the stinking cops can expect some rather singular projectiles to be flying in their direction, namely, putrified pieces of my birth liver fired from a catapult!

when you're done with those you can use these:

http://iheartguts.com/products/large-liver

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Aug 18 2016 02:24

Oh my God! I'm saved! DOCTOR!!! Put one of those in me right now!
Imagine what a nice guy I'd become.

Best Libcom post ever!!!

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Aug 18 2016 02:22

Best wishes for a full recovery Mr. Nice Guy!

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Aug 18 2016 04:57

We are all thinking of you comrade ❤️

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Aug 18 2016 07:56

Just back from Germany. Best wishes and good luck, comrade!

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Aug 18 2016 15:58
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Oh my God! I'm saved! DOCTOR!!! Put one of those in me right now!
Imagine what a nice guy I'd become.

Best Libcom post ever!!!

how i heard about that site: my best bud's wife donated a kidney to a childhood friend two years ago (thereby saving that person's life).* so for xmas the husband and daughters bought mom ... yes ... a new kidney.

*communism

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Sep 10 2016 22:17

Good news everyone. I managed to get out and play a gig on September 2nd which was great. The best thing was though that I met the wife of our lighting guy who generously shared her knowledge with me. So it turns out that if I use a combination of visualisation and cosmic ordering I could immediately restore my liver to full health. Fantastic eh? Now I considered asking her if while I was at it would she like me to order her a new set of fucking teeth but I'm far too much of a gentleman for that. Anyway, I tried it and it worked. I'm fully cured! Praise be to the universe!!! Nah, not really, I've been bedridden ever since and am back in hospital on Monday for the purpose of providing the docs their sordid pleasure as they find ever weirder and more painful ways to violate my person
The gig was great though.

https://soundcloud.com/annalogic-recordings/acid-allstars-live-part-1

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Sep 10 2016 22:33

Hope all goes well. Chin up!

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Sep 10 2016 23:05

Noah, obviously now, cosmic re-ordering isn't going to work - who'd believe that old sack of hooey!

But if you're serious about getting better, could I recommend Vortex Healing? It's endorsed by Merlin himself:

In 753 B.C., a man living in what is now England, who was close to enlightenment, received the gift of VortexHealing as a Divine revelation from Mehindra. Mehindra presented himself as ‘Merlin’, a name chosen because it was the closest word vibrationally (in the language of that area) to the quality of Magical Transformation.

I mean, it's the closest word vibrationally, what more do you need to know?

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Sep 11 2016 04:02

Visualization is so 20th century. Leeches, that's the modern way. Leeches.

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Sep 11 2016 05:26

I couldn't find Merlin or any other master of vibration. I couldn't find any leaches either so I tried sticking a vibrator in my ass while eating some peaches. It didn't help my liver but it sure took my mind off it for a while!

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Sep 11 2016 14:37

That is a slightly different kind of vortex healing, isn't it? wink

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Sep 11 2016 14:42

Also:

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Sep 11 2016 15:09

Comrade, I am deeply shocked, yet somehow a little excited.

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Sep 11 2016 15:09

you people and your strange spiritualist stuff. just pray to cosmas and damian like any reasonable person. here you see them transplanting a leg.

angels for paramedics, how can you go wrong?

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Sep 11 2016 15:27
petey wrote:
you people and your strange spiritualist stuff. just pray to cosmas and damian like any reasonable person. here you see them transplanting a leg.

angels for paramedics, how can you go wrong?

Good to see some common sense, I mean, where do you other guys get off making light of my health condition?

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Sep 11 2016 16:02

Right-- angels, that's the ticket. Is there a co-pay?

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Sep 11 2016 16:24
S. Artesian wrote:
Right-- angels, that's the ticket. Is there a co-pay?

no, c & d were communists

Accepting no payment for their services led to them being named Anarguroi (Ανάργυροι, "Unmercenaries")